Bart


 * (Lisa finishes reading The Raven.)
 * Bart: Lisa, that wasn't scary, not even for a poem.
 * Lisa:Well, it was written in 1845. Maybe people were easier to scare back then.
 * Bart:Oh, yeah. Like when you look at Friday the 13th, part one. It's pretty tame by   today's standards.

Summary
Bartholomew JoJo "Bart" Simpson, also known as "El Barto," "The boy", and "Bartman", is the tritagonist of The Simpsons. He is the mischievous, rebellious, misunderstood and "potentially dangerous" eldest child of Homer and Marge Simpson, and the older brother of Lisa and Maggie. He also has been nicknamed Cosmo, after discovering a comet in "Bart's Comet".

Even at a young age Bart has accomplished many feats. He has won an award for his Angry Dad web series' He has discovered a new comet which was named after him' he also has starred in a successful band with Milhouse Van Houton' Nelson Muntz' and Ralph Wiggum.

Quotes
"Ay caramba!"

- Bart's catchphrase and first word

"Eat my shorts!"

- Bart's catchphrase

"I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?"

- Bart's catchphrase

"Don't have a cow, man."

- Bart's catchphrase

"I didn't do it!"

- Bart's earlier catchphrase