Marge

"Hello, everyone. You know, Halloween is a very strange holiday. Personally, I don't understand it. Kids worshipping ghosts, pretending to be devils. Things on TV that are completely inappropriate for young viewers. Things like the following half-hour! Nothing seems to bother my kids, but tonight's show—which I totally wash my hands of—is really scary. So if you have sensitive children, maybe you should tuck them in early tonight instead of writing us angry letters tomorrow. Thanks for your attention."

- Marge

Summary
Marjorie Jacqueline "Marge" Simpson" (née Bouvier), is the beautiful happy homemaker and full-time mom of the Simpson family. With her husband Homer, she has three (later four) children: Bart, Hugo (non-canon), Lisa, and Maggie. Marge is the moralistic force in her family and often provides a grounding voice in the midst of her family's antics by trying to maintain order in the Simpson household. Aside from her duties at home, Marge has flirted briefly with a number of careers ranging from police officer to anti-violence activist.

Quotes
"Hrmmm..."

- Marge's catchphrase

"Now it's Marge's time to shine!"

- Marge Simpson

"Oh!"

- Marge's catchphrase

"(laughing)"

- Marge's catchphrase