Homer

"Can't murder now. Eating"

- Homer.

Summary
Homer Jay Simpson, Sr., also known as Homer Samson, Homie, Home-boy,, is the spouse of Marge Simpson and the father of Bart Simpson' Lisa Simpson' and Maggie Simpson. Homer is overweight' lazy' somewhat selfish' and often ignorant to the world around him. Though Homer has many flaws he has shown great caring' love' and even bravery to those he cares about.

Homer works as a low level safety inspector at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, in Sector 7G, although he is often incompetent and mostly sleeps on duty and eats the doughnuts that are provided. He spends a great deal of his time at Moe's Tavern with his lifelong friends Barney, Carl, Lenny and bartender Moe. At his home, he can often be found sitting on the sofa mindlessly watching TV while snacking on food and drinking Duff. Homer is the only son of Abe and Mona.

Quotes

 * Homer: (Homer chops into a room) Heeeere's Johnny!
 * (camera pulls back to reveal empty room)
 * Homer: D'oh!
 * (chops into another room)
 * Homer: Daaaaavid Letterman!
 * Grampa: Hi David, I'm Grampa.
 * Homer: D'oh!
 * (chops down another door)
 * Homer: (holding a ticking stopwatch) I'm Mike Wallace, I'm Morley Safer, and I'm Ed Bradley! All this and Andy Rooney tonight on "60 Minutes"!
 * Family: AHH!